What am I on about?
A persons incessant need to constantly take pictures of themselves and share with the world on Face book etc, yes The Selfie as they are now being called.
I don't care what they are called! For heaven sake what is in some ones DNA that possesses them to think that the world wants or indeed needs an updated picture of their coupon every hour on the hour?
The picture taking is only half of it to be honest. What riles me more than anything and makes me want to erupt like a teenagers angry outbreak of acne, is the Trout Pout.
The only thing I should see one of these is on a trout itself.
I don't get it, I don't like it, it makes me want to slap the person up side the head. Why Why Why!!!!
It frustrates the life out of me as some of them may be attractive (who knows) but they look like complete fuckwits.
Anyway, I didn't need to look too far for a few example pictures. Most of you will know what I am on about but if you have been living in a cave with Bear Grylls for a few years this may be new to you.
If you are that cave dweller please brace yourself because what you are about to see is 50 shades of plain wrong!!!!
You have been warned.........
The one on the right looks like she is squeezing out a shit !
Told you! WTF





I was going to make some sort of educated and witty comment about agreeing with you re the trout pout... but sadly I got stuck in a mist of thoughts about spending a few years in a cave with Bear Grylls..... Hmmmmmm :-)
ReplyDeleteI can easily see how that would happen. Mmmmm
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